There are little things from childhood that one always tends to remember.. The first friend, the first scary movie, the first crush...
I remember my first slam book.. I had filled it for a girl called Sanaa in my class. Must have been in Class II. Like most slam books or autograph books, it had lots of silly questions..
What is love according to you?
Ans. Rubbish in the dustbin!!
Yes!! Im serious, this was one of my patented lines when I was little.. Wish I believed it later in life!
Who is your favourite actor and actress?
Ans. Akshay Kumar and Kajol!
Even then I had a dislike for SRK! Thankfully, this hasn't changed!
Who is your best friend?
Ans. My mom
This, I suppose was written then so that I didn't hurt my other close friends. It was a perfect goody-goody answer, no one could accuse me of partiality (yes, people used to do that then. I was pretty popular!)
But as time has flown, I realised how correct I was. My best friend is indeed my mother.
Throughout 21 years of my existence, she is the one who has loved me truly. She is my true friend, motivator, confidante, guide.. you name it!
I have had many many friends, some too close, some not. But she is consistent, ever-present, whenever I need her. Many of my friends have left me, she is still there. I guess she's too patient to tolerate someone like me, while others run away.
Just to say ma, I love you. You're my best best friend. I promise to always be there. Plz keep my secrets safe! :)
Friday, April 9, 2010
Hormones.. Pheromones... WHAT???!!!
"
Are you single?
You can't find a partner?
Do all the people you know have boyfriends and girlfriends apart from you?
Do you want to find intimacy and love and ignite that passion in your life again!??!
Is your confidence really low and do you feel less attractive?
"
If the answer to all the above questions is yes, then Telebrands presents to you the solution to all your problems!!!
“LIQUID SENSE!”
*wohoooooooo*
"Liquid Sense is the best pheromone based formula which when applied serves to stimulate and attract opposite sex.
Pheromone is from Greek word Pheran – to transfer and Horman – to excite. It is found throughout the living world and is the ancient form of animal communication. It is a naturally occurring chemical compound found in all insects, animals, and humans.
Humans use the pheromones to communicate on a subconscious level with one another. They are detected and transmitted by a small organ in the nose, known as the VNO or vomeronasal organ. Researchers at the University of Colorado found that the VNO in the nose functions as the distinct sensory apparatus that detects and transmits to the hypothalamus in the brain that controls basic drives and emotions.
Liquid Sense is applied in the same areas, as you would normally put your favorite perfume or cologne. This includes your wrists, neck, chest, behind your ears etc."
Pictures of some weirdly horny men and women applying "Liquid Sense" in the "same areas, as you would normally put your favorite perfume or cologne" with a stupid smiles totally enjoying the experience of this amazing perfume-cologne.. wtever!!
ORDER NOW! And be a part of the experience. Hear from some of our customers!
Bob: all my friends had girlfriends and I always had trouble finding someone special. I was low on confidence! And then someone told me about liquid sense! And it has changed my life! I can walk into clubs and ask out women like never before! And almost never get turned down! I even have a steady girlfriend now! *blushes* Thank you liquid sense!!
Miranda : I felt that my husband and I were losing interest in each other. When my sister told me about liquid sense, I tried it out, and it works! Now my husband can’t take his eyes off me or his hands for that fact! My marriage is saved! *beams at camera* THANK you liquid sense!
*more random idiots shown posing with ‘the miracle stuff’ and grinning away at the viewers with their thumbs up.*
“So call NOW! And get a Sauna Solution with it absolutely Free!!”
DISCLAIMER : All of the above is actually true!!!
This amazing product was brought to you by Telebrands, which regularly plagues various good and interesting channels and tries it's best at brainwashing people! I was watching ZeeStudio.
But I’m really impressed by this product! I mean it IS the solution to all my random problems!! :P :P :P
So now you know what to get for my birthday (c'mon its just 8 months away)!! :P
Are you single?
You can't find a partner?
Do all the people you know have boyfriends and girlfriends apart from you?
Do you want to find intimacy and love and ignite that passion in your life again!??!
Is your confidence really low and do you feel less attractive?
"
If the answer to all the above questions is yes, then Telebrands presents to you the solution to all your problems!!!
“LIQUID SENSE!”
*wohoooooooo*
"Liquid Sense is the best pheromone based formula which when applied serves to stimulate and attract opposite sex.
Pheromone is from Greek word Pheran – to transfer and Horman – to excite. It is found throughout the living world and is the ancient form of animal communication. It is a naturally occurring chemical compound found in all insects, animals, and humans.
Humans use the pheromones to communicate on a subconscious level with one another. They are detected and transmitted by a small organ in the nose, known as the VNO or vomeronasal organ. Researchers at the University of Colorado found that the VNO in the nose functions as the distinct sensory apparatus that detects and transmits to the hypothalamus in the brain that controls basic drives and emotions.
Liquid Sense is applied in the same areas, as you would normally put your favorite perfume or cologne. This includes your wrists, neck, chest, behind your ears etc."
Pictures of some weirdly horny men and women applying "Liquid Sense" in the "same areas, as you would normally put your favorite perfume or cologne" with a stupid smiles totally enjoying the experience of this amazing perfume-cologne.. wtever!!
ORDER NOW! And be a part of the experience. Hear from some of our customers!
Bob: all my friends had girlfriends and I always had trouble finding someone special. I was low on confidence! And then someone told me about liquid sense! And it has changed my life! I can walk into clubs and ask out women like never before! And almost never get turned down! I even have a steady girlfriend now! *blushes* Thank you liquid sense!!
Miranda : I felt that my husband and I were losing interest in each other. When my sister told me about liquid sense, I tried it out, and it works! Now my husband can’t take his eyes off me or his hands for that fact! My marriage is saved! *beams at camera* THANK you liquid sense!
*more random idiots shown posing with ‘the miracle stuff’ and grinning away at the viewers with their thumbs up.*
“So call NOW! And get a Sauna Solution with it absolutely Free!!”
DISCLAIMER : All of the above is actually true!!!
This amazing product was brought to you by Telebrands, which regularly plagues various good and interesting channels and tries it's best at brainwashing people! I was watching ZeeStudio.
But I’m really impressed by this product! I mean it IS the solution to all my random problems!! :P :P :P
So now you know what to get for my birthday (c'mon its just 8 months away)!! :P
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